THE HORROR KILLERS
THE BEST HORROR KILLERS
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1. Jason Voorhees |
| 2. Michael Myers |
| 3. Pamela Sue Voorhees |
| 4. Mother |
| 5. Freddy Kruger |
| 6. Pennywise |
| 7. Leatherface |
THE MASKED MEN
In my opinion, the ultimate horror killer is Jason Voorhees, from the horror movie series FRIDAY THE 13TH. Michael Myers comes in a not-so-close second, from the HALLOWEEN series. Unfortunately Michael does not have the creativity when it comes to killing people, unlike Jason.
THE MOTHERS
Coming in third is the mother of Jason, Pamela Sue Voorhees or Mrs. Voorhees, depending the respect you place on a crazy old bitch. Pamela comes in third as she is quite creative when it comes to business and that shes a housewife avenging the death of her son. Mother, from PSYCHO, is at number four. Her reason for slicing people up; Normy fancies them. Not much of a reason but how can you resist a lil old lady with a big ol' knife.
THE SUPERNATURALS
Freddy Kruger at number five, from the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET series. Freddy attacks children in there street. As it's in the dream time the deaths can be quite different. Number six is Pennywise The Clown, from Stephen King's IT. Pennywise also attacks children, but with a sense of humour. Using a clown as an icon of evil is a good idea.
THE DANCING CHAINSAW
Leatherface at number seven, from THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE movies. He comes in at seven and not twenty-seven because a. it was based on a true story, and when you think of it like that it doesn't seem as corny b. he cuts off peoples faces and wears them c. he wears an apron and d. he's got a f**king big chainsaw.